I spent $2 washing my car. Wait...wait.. i meant i spent $2 on booze WATCHING my car, i watched my car today... I LOVE YOU TOO.
Why friends are Important
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they are meant to be there; they serve a purpose, teach you a lesson, or help you figure out who you are.
Love
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.
I love friends
A friend of mine posted this one time, and I liked it. Sadly, we can all relate with it, at least, once in our lifetime:
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
An hour to like someone,
A day to love someone..........
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. :(
TRUE BRAVERY
TRUE BRAVERY is when you arrived home late at night and you see your mom with a broom in her hand but still you said:
"hey mom, still cleaning?" :-)
facebook Status review for Love
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men&women dat cn sumtm cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated
TYPES:
*1way
*2way
Age-usually occurs in puberty bt nowdays cn b found in ny age grp
Sites affected-brain nd heart (affected ppl assume dat only heart is affected)
RISK FACTORS:
*teenagers,
*boys with out sisters,
*girls widout brothers
*hostel students.
ETIOLOGY:
*Time pass,
*desire to be loved,
*money&beauty.
SYMPTOMS:
*Tension,
*daydream,
*tachycardia,
*insomnia
*phone addict,
*no concentration
INVESTIGATION:
*diary
*album
*books
*mobile(most confirmatory)
TREATMENT:
*anti therapy by father or brother or mum’s chappal or broom..:-D
Why You should alwasy listen to your husband
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
How did you find me ?
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat..
Sweet words r nice 2 say..
But sweet people r really hard 2 find..
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
Express your Love
Eyes: To look at you
Hands: To pray for you
Mind: To care for u
Heart: To love you and
Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
Smart Friend
wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
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Dear You ..
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Serious Phone call
sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
Golden Friendship
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
Why you are sweet is because I ...
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Get Married Now
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered .
Smile vs Sim Cards
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
Birdy Birdy
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
Why you shine lol
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"
Send me SMS
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Smile
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
Very fine Girl
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Perfect Partner
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
Facts about your Brain
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
Kiss ,car,Monkey
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Pay the Bill Dear
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
Love my friends
Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweeter.. just like you and me.. you are gettin older and i am getting sweeter.
Confused Son
Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
Virus Jokes
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Me and my Teacher
Teacher: Why is your nose red?
Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
Husband Blames Wife
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
4 richer 4 poorer
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
Ego jokes
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
funny facebook status about ladies
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass." A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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